Tuesday 2 December 2014

Merry Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

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Merry Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids
Merry Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A Wrapper!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
Contributed by: Cath Sumner

A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls....so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.

Don't you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until until all the birds have gone south for the winter!

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

"It's Christmas, Eve!"

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