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Saint Nicholas is the main Clause.
His wife is a relative Clause.
His children are dependent Clauses.
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause.
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Q: Why weren’t there any nativity scenes in Washington D.C.?
A: They couldn’t find three wise men.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Teacher & Pupil
Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebenezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!
Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don’t know Scrooge!
The 3 stages of man
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. He is Santa Claus.
Windows
Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
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We have shared brand new collection of Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids. These are some high quality maintained based Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids. These Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids are not like others, these Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids contains some special and soulful lines. Which makes these Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids amazing.
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Saint Nicholas is the main Clause.
His wife is a relative Clause.
His children are dependent Clauses.
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause.
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Q: Why weren’t there any nativity scenes in Washington D.C.?
A: They couldn’t find three wise men.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Teacher & Pupil
Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebenezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!
Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don’t know Scrooge!
The 3 stages of man
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. He is Santa Claus.
Windows
Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
So, above was a complete good collection of Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids which you can use on social networks. You can share these Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids from below given social share buttons. We have worked really hard to create a user friendly interface for you people. Hope you didn't found any difficulty while accessing this Christmas Funny Jokes For Kids post page. You should surf our website more and take a look on more posts.
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